bustycoworker:

fatfancies:

"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”

godspeed my queen

Her hair. Her face. Her life. She’s everything. 

theociffer:

And I go, ‘oh, I’m getting sad, gotta get the phone and write “hi” to like 50 people’…then I said, ‘you know what, don’t. Just be sad. Just let the sadness, stand in the way of it, and let it hit you like a truck.’
And I let it come, and I just started to feel ‘oh my God,’and I pulled over and I just cried like a bitch. I cried so much. And it was beautiful. Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments.
And then I had happy feelings. Because when you let yourself feel sad, your body has antibodies, it has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness. So I was grateful to feel sad, and then I met it with true, profound happiness. It was such a trip.
The thing is, because we don’t want that first bit of sad, we push it away with a little phone or a jack-off or the food. You never feel completely sad or completely happy, you just feel kinda satisfied with your product, and then you die. So that’s why I don’t want to get a phone for my kids.
- Louis C.K

theociffer:

And I go, ‘oh, I’m getting sad, gotta get the phone and write “hi” to like 50 people’…then I said, ‘you know what, don’t. Just be sad. Just let the sadness, stand in the way of it, and let it hit you like a truck.’

And I let it come, and I just started to feel ‘oh my God,’and I pulled over and I just cried like a bitch. I cried so much. And it was beautiful. Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments.

And then I had happy feelings. Because when you let yourself feel sad, your body has antibodies, it has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness. So I was grateful to feel sad, and then I met it with true, profound happiness. It was such a trip.

The thing is, because we don’t want that first bit of sad, we push it away with a little phone or a jack-off or the food. You never feel completely sad or completely happy, you just feel kinda satisfied with your product, and then you die. So that’s why I don’t want to get a phone for my kids.

- Louis C.K

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foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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kaleybestxox:

yup! haters gonna hate 

kaleybestxox:

yup! haters gonna hate 

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Bella awaiting belly rubs

Bella awaiting belly rubs

eddiegluskinsbutt:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

That is a sense of community right there!

eddiegluskinsbutt:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

That is a sense of community right there!

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misformazing:

snerky:

incredible

*wheezes uncontrollably*

4gifs:

When crabs invent the car

4gifs:

When crabs invent the car

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AMY POEHLER: I’m like, “Season 6? Hope this doesn’t make the gag reel!”

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I want this!

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